Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why was the cat so small?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?