What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Spring!
What color are all the books in the library?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?