What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Spring!
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
