What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
How is life like toilet paper?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What is another name for a cow?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you call a dog in space?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Which insect makes the best father?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?