Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
They're allowed to wear genes to work.
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why do rhinos charge?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do bees chew?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
How many insurance policies do cats need?