Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
They're allowed to wear genes to work.
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
How do you compliment a cat?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?