Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
They're allowed to wear genes to work.
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What condiment has wings?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why was the broom late for school?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?