What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?