Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve her bite.
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
