Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve her bite.
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What kind of bird can write?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?