What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
When do mice play every day?