Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve her bite.
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?