Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Because they don't know the words yet.
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How did the tree get lost?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
A book just fell on my head.
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Why do trees try new things so often?
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What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?