Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Because they don't know the words yet.
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What's E.T. short for?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why was the math book sad?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?