Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
A porcupine.
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why was the dog overweight?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why do bees buzz?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
