Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
A porcupine.
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What sport do horses love to play?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why are turtles so shy?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?