What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?