What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
A groundhog.
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?