I'm not a bad putter.
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why did the elk have great hair?