Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Because her mom said they were bulbs!
What's the friendliest pen?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Board Game With A Twist
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?