Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Because her mom said they were bulbs!
How does the sun listen to music?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why do cats love to work?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?