Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Because her mom said they were bulbs!
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you call octopus twins?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why did the frog starve?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
