Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Because her mom said they were bulbs!
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
How do eggs end a TV show?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do you call a small mom?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What words make the best athletes?