How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Which subject has two parts?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why are cars magic?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?