Why did the mirror cross the road?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why are trees always so positive?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What is the loneliest cheese?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What did the bread do on vacation?