What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Squash.
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What sweet treat never panics?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What is the most faithful insect?