When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do elves learn in school?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What did the stair machines call each other?