What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Squash.
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
How do automobiles fly?
