What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Squash.
Where do actors go to pray?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Who is a house's favorite band?