What is a cow's dream job?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?