What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What birds always travel in twos?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What did the icy road say to the truck?