Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What's the holiest insect?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?