Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
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My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why did electricity win the race?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
