Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What color are all the books in the library?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do Scottish toads play?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Where are average things manufactured?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?