Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?