Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.
Do dads always snore?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why are books always so angry?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What did the confused bee say?
What vehicle works the hardest?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What did the man say when the calf attended church?