Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why is winter considered holy?
Where do books sleep?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?