Where do mice leave their boats?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?