How do you make a walnut laugh?
By cracking it up.
What do you call a greedy elf?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
How do fleas travel?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why are goats so funny?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why do cows wear bells?