How do you make a walnut laugh?
By cracking it up.
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do fish use for glasses?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
How did the toad die?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Which state is the cleanest?
