Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?