Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do naked fish play with?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
How do you spot a modern spider?