Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why are grandkids so great?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What season begins with a thud?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Where do pigs love to take naps?