What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
How do you make a cow float?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?