What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
A fire-cracker.
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do you call a small mom?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do you call a household of counselors?