What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
A fire-cracker.
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What is the most adorable season?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What birds always travel in twos?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
