What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
A fire-cracker.
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do you call a silly hill?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What sound does a witch's car make?