What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
A fire-cracker.
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
How can you farm during the winter?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What's the laziest vegetable?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?