Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
How do you get straight A's?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?