Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?