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What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
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Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why was the math book sad?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
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What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
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What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why do trees try new things so often?
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