Why are farmers so laid-back?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What is the color of the wind?
Why are stones so good at music?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Where does water do all its banking?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?