Why can't you trust a pig?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What's the friendliest pen?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?