What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish.
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?