What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish.
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What day is your mom always right?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
How do bees get to school?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why was the fabric always laughing?