What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish.
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What tree has the most bark?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?