What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish.
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Where do hamsters come from?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call two birds in love?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What type of car do planets buy?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why was the bud so shy?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do cows say on NYE?
