What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish.
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?