What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish.
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What did March say to the madness?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What bee is good for your health?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?