What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?