What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Bluegrass.
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
