Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?