What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Bluegrass.
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?