Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Because he was picking his nose.
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
