What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do fish do at parades?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why did the echo get detention?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?