Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Which computer won the talent show?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why is money so stubborn?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
How does a penguin build its house?