What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you call two birds in love?
What do you give a sick pig?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?