Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What did summer say to spring?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?