What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Sea-kelp.
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What does the sun drink out of?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Bears love exotic cars.
What's a steak's favorite shoe?