What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Sea-kelp.
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What sport requires no movement at all?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Which relative loves rice?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
