What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses.
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
It's allergy season again?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?