What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses.
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do elves learn in school?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why did the snake cross the road?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
