What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses.
Why is the beach so confident?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?