What do you call a retired vegetable?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?