What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses.
Why did spring break up with winter?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
How do frogs get to work?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Which bug is related to you?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?