What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
PRIME-mates.
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What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What does a panda ghost say?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?