Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Because she's excellent at having her day in court.
What fish loves to play in a band?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why are winter days great?