Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Because she's excellent at having her day in court.
What's the holiest insect?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
How do you make a bandstand?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?