Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Because she's excellent at having her day in court.
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
How do billboards talk?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
How do hurricanes see?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
How do dog catchers get paid?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?