Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Because she's excellent at having her day in court.
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why was the mime upset?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What animals make the best students?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?