Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Because their army is made up of toy soldiers.
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
How do fall and winter say hello?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?