What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
