Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Because their army is made up of toy soldiers.
Why was the spider so smart?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why was the fish so smart?