Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Because their army is made up of toy soldiers.
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
How do billboards talk?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?