Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Because their army is made up of toy soldiers.
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do cats wear to work?
What was the first animal in space?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
