Why are bakers so good at math?
They love Pi!
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Which relative loves rice?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
How did the tree get lost?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
