Why do vampires always look sick?
They keep coffin.
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the foal cough?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?