Why do vampires always look sick?
They keep coffin.
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
When do astronauts eat?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What animal knows kung fu?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Where do superheroes blend right in?