Why do vampires always look sick?
They keep coffin.
What do stars celebrate in December?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
