Why do vampires always look sick?
They keep coffin.
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Who invented fractions?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Can February March?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?