What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
How is cat food sold?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Where do horses reside?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do math teachers eat?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?