Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?