Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Forget it. It's way over your head.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What's a forklift?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
