Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
They only have one tail!
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What animal loves Indian food?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Are baby skunks cute?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you call a sad latte?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?