Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
They only have one tail!
What is the opposite of coffee?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why are all priests fit?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?