What do you get when you play country music backwards?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?