Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Bill Clinton.
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do fairies always drink?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
