How do fall and winter say hello?
Season's greetings!
Why are baseball players so good at math?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Where do kittens go to school?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
How do frogs get to work?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
