Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?