What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do elves learn in school?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?