What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Pupcorn.
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What is the smallest lion?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What did one plate say to the other?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
