Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
How do you get straight A's?
Where do hands go on vacation?