What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
How does the sun listen to music?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Where does cheese invest its money?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?