How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
The pages were all dog-eared.
How does NASA organize a company party?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why was the cat so small?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.