How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
The pages were all dog-eared.
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Where was Noah born?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Where does water do all its banking?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?