How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
The pages were all dog-eared.
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What makes music in your hair?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
How do you know bees have allergies?
