How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
The pages were all dog-eared.
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do nosey peppers do?
What's black and white and red all over?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?