How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
The pages were all dog-eared.
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What's the world's weakest animal?
How do bees get to school?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What vegetables make the best music?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why are all priests fit?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Which elf is the best singer?