How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
The pages were all dog-eared.
What do cows say on NYE?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?