What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do you call a tired tree?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
How do frogs get to work?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
How are teens like cats?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?