Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?