What's black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn.
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What sport do horses love to play?
How do you grill cheese?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
How did the tree get lost?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
