What's black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn.
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?