What's a car's favorite TV show?
Law and Order SUV.
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?