What's a car's favorite TV show?
Law and Order SUV.
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What is a table you can eat?
What does winter fat turn into?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
