What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why are books always so angry?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why do math teachers love March?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?