What's a car's favorite TV show?
Law and Order SUV.
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
How do you make a bandstand?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do you call two birds in love?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What animals make the best students?
What is a plant's favorite college course?