Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What does the sun drink out of?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What animal has the most fun?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?