Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
When does a horse talk?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
I'm not a bad putter.
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?