What's a car's favorite TV show?
Law and Order SUV.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
How do billboards talk?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Which subject has two parts?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?