What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why is a computer so smart?
How can you make 7 even?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What do you call a household of counselors?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why was the broom late for school?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?