What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why was the mime upset?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?