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They are afraid of the net.
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Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
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Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
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