What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Pooched eggs.
Why did spring break up with winter?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What car always breaks the rules?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why do cows go to New York?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?