I used to be addicted to not showering.
What car can't keep a secret?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why was the bud so shy?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Where do stars go to college?