What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Pooched eggs.
Why was the dog so popular?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What animal knows kung fu?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
How is life like toilet paper?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?