What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Pooched eggs.
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
How do you arrest a pig?
How do amoebas make calls?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What's a horse's favorite car?
It's allergy season again?
What do you call a short cow?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you call octopus twins?
How do snowmen get information?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What is a table you can eat?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
How do you measure a millennial?
