Why do porcupines always win the game?
They have the most points.
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What's a forklift?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What is the biggest ant in the world?