What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why do all the planets get along?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?