What do elderly dogs use to get around?
A dog walker.
What words make the best athletes?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
