What do elderly dogs use to get around?
A dog walker.
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What's the politest month?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What school subject really rocks?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?