Which tree can't stop crying?
A weeping willow.
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?