Which tree can't stop crying?
A weeping willow.
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Where does money love to go shopping?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
How do frogs get to work?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
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What fairy loves to count?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?