Which tree can't stop crying?
A weeping willow.
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Where do surfers go to school?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?