What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What animals make the best students?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?