Which tree can't stop crying?
A weeping willow.
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you call an artistic dog?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What's a cat's favorite song?
