How does a cow do math?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.