How do you arrest a pig?
With hamcuffs.
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What's E.T. short for?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
