How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why was the broom late for school?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What kind of books do boats write?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?