What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What table can you never sit at?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why was the fish so smart?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Which former US President was always cold?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?