What does Rudolph call his wife?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?