Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?