Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What do cows say on NYE?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
If you need help building an ark...
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
