Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Behind the plate.
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
How do you make a bandstand?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Surprise!!!!
Why do bees gossip?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why are frogs always happy?