Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Behind the plate.
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do nosey peppers do?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What animal should you never play poker with?
