What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Where do cows go on vacation?