Why did the whale cross the road?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?