What's the loudest sport?
Racket-ball.
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
