What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why was the math book sad?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
It's allergy season again?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What animal has the most fun?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
How long will dinner be?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?