What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Puppy chow.
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you call octopus twins?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
