Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Where do polar bears vote?
Where do cats go on vacation?
How do trees get access to the internet?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What kind of water does an angel like?