What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What does an evil hen lay?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why are all priests fit?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?