Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
The Judicial Branch.
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
How does a cow do math?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why was the bee sad?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What animal has the most fun?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
