What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What makes pirates such good singers?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?