What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?