What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Sand dollars!
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What bird is always sad?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
