What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do insects learn at school?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Where do ants go to eat?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?