What do you call a dancing sheep?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
How does a witch play loud music?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
How do hurricanes see?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?