What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why are cars magic?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What is the coolest country?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?