What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
How does a witch play loud music?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?