Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
A dino-sewer.
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What's a forklift?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What shape has a knighthood?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
How do you make a cow float?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?