Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
OK, that's enough fish puns.
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What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What school subject really rocks?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do nosey peppers do?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?