Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
A dino-sewer.
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why was the fish so smart?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why do elephants have trunks?
