Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Because it's holy.
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why was the dog overweight?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What sport do horses love to play?
Why was the math book sad in winter?