Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?