Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Because it's holy.
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why is a computer so smart?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
How do horses navigate at night?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why are frogs always happy?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?