Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Because it's holy.
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do you call a small mom?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why was the pirate late for work?
