Which plant has the best roar?
A dandelion.
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Where do tough ducks come from?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
