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Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why are fish such good architects?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
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Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?