Which plant has the best roar?
A dandelion.
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why do cows go to New York?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why is money so stubborn?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?