Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What is the most faithful insect?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?