What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why was the math book sad?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?