What do painters do when they make a mistake?
They go back to the drawing board.
Why was the fish so smart?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
When do mice play every day?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Where do you take sick ponies?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
