Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
She had a knack for gram-mer.
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
