Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Which is the worst season?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?