Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
They only run a skeleton service.
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What's a dog's favorite city?
How do birds threaten one another?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you call an insincere horse?