Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
They only run a skeleton service.
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
