Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
They only run a skeleton service.
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
How does a cow do math?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?