Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
They only run a skeleton service.
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why are grandkids so great?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?