Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
They only run a skeleton service.
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
How is cat food sold?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Shoutout to my grandma!
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Which princess is best suited for winter?