Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
They only run a skeleton service.
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What is the coolest country?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What's a priest's favorite food?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!