What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
The champire.
How do you wash a lamb?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do fairies always drink?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?