Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Where was Noah born?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?