What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
The champire.
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do you call stolen cheese?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?