What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
The champire.
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
How do billboards talk?
What do elves learn in school?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
